*i own nothing*
pfft!! look at how SOBER he is :P
"i feel so old and sexy, just kidding, i’m not old"
"I always kiss my biggest fan" I DIED
if every one of my followers did this, we could give more than 85 meals to less-fortunate animals. for free.
AH HHA ITS BACK YES PLEASE IT TAKES A SECOND OF YOUR TIME AND A LIFE OF AN ANIMAL
It takes a great deal of bravery to stand up to our enemies, but just as much to stand up to our friends.
My 9 year old brother started reading Harry Potter, and he asked me, so earnestly, “Were the Dursley’s mean to Harry when he was little?” I hadn’t thought much about it before, and he seemed so upset that I totally lied to that little kid. “NO! Of course they weren’t.”
But then I couldn’t get young Harry out of my head. There must have been a time before he was resigned to their neglect that he wanted their affection.
There will never be a time when I am not absolutely broken up over this.
Instead of caramel apples this Halloween, melt jolly ranchers in a 250 degree oven for around 5 minutes, then pour over your apples. Add edible glitter for the sparkling space effect!
this is kind of genius
WHOANIGHT VALE APPLES
How the fuck did he get hired there giving his name as “The Doctor”?
Im pretty sure he either used psychic paper or said “fuck it” and just made his own name tag and pretended he was hired.
I have one of those Doctor Who books that gives extra info on stuff and someone made up the application he sent to get hired and you really have to find it and see it because it’s pure gold. He put his age as like 1,200 and crossed it out and put 50 or something then wrote “Is that too high?” and crossed that out too and just wrote 29
I know I already reblogged it, but I had a feeling I’d seen that application IRL, so I dug out my books and went looking.
I have a feeling he got hired because they realised they wouldn’t have to pay him.
You offer it to me freely…..
he was a skater cat
she said “see you later cat”
meow meow meow meow
meow meow meow meow
Why is this so funny
when your OTP have a cute moment and you’re like
Hahaha what a PERFECT gif! So appropriate…That’s us!
Infinite multiverses and I’m stuck in the one where superheroes are fictional and people kill other people for having different colored skin
You don’t have a girlfriend then.
It’s not really my area.
Oh. Oh right. Do you have a boyfriend?
YOU ARE LITERALLY BATTING YOUR EYELASHES AT HIM
OMG… today at school I asked to use the bathroom because i HATE MATH CLASS!! and im wasting time and after 5 minutes of taking selfies and blogging on my tumblr blog my teacher walks into the bathroom and says “What are you doing?” And I accidentally said “None of your business, Cumberbitch!” and he stood there shocked but then he said “Who do you ship?” and now we follow each other on tumblr!
The Queen’s Guards rendition of the Game of Thrones theme
i don’t even watch GoT and this is awesome